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Alfred - Assistant Vampire Hunter ([personal profile] heyhohey) wrote2021-12-07 11:41 pm
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darlingdraculina: <user name="lesbionage"> ([PB] shouldn't laugh)

< schatzi >

[personal profile] darlingdraculina 2022-11-02 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
you have? :D did you finally get a handle on those ears? hehe

[With the assignment being "Each Other" for Halloween, she's eager to see what he thinks of when he imagines her "style". She let him loose in her closet and said "go for it," so there's really no way to go wrong there... Still, it makes her giggle just to think about it.]

im almost done because your outfit is easy :p except for those horns! its like you need a bloody architecture degree just to get them on paper!

[She didn't go to school she has no idea what degree you'd actually need for this but good lord those beautiful things are intricate as hell--]
darlingdraculina: <user name="lesbionage"> (pleasedontmakemedostuff)

< schatzi >

[personal profile] darlingdraculina 2022-11-03 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[There's another pause in replies for a while, but it's probably for the best-- he does have work to do, after all.]

lord i beg you, give me strength

heey um i'm real sorry to ask love but coud you stop by the shops on your way home? the flour jar is empty... and broken :(
and so is the sugar jar
and a few other things that were in that cupboard...

caught sascha at least :/
darlingdraculina: <user name="lesbionage"> ([PB] welp)

< schatzi >

[personal profile] darlingdraculina 2022-11-03 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
we're both okay! shes walking just fine and once i clean her up ill give her a better look to make sure

i think it must have startled her when the crate fell
all i heard was yelping and crashing and when i came in she was scooting all around the kitchen still under it!
i had the mop and broom leaning against the cupboard from cleaning earlier and i guess she ran into them while she was skittering around? i have no idea how she managed this

now i have to bathe her, and me, and then clean the kitchen for the second time today... and then bathe again after that. you'll probably be home well before then so i apologize for the war zone you might walk in to. :(
darlingdraculina: <user name="lesbionage"> ([PB] oh yeah sure)

< schatzi >

[personal profile] darlingdraculina 2022-11-03 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
i think you're right... we might need to do that. :/

we were gone for so long i think some of them forgot who's really the boss, here.

im so grateful for jonathan taking care of them while we were away, truly, but i think perhaps a few of em ended up a smidge spoiled in our absence :p
darlingdraculina: <user name="lesbionage"> (But I don't /want/ to...)

< schatzi >

[personal profile] darlingdraculina 2022-11-03 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, for about half a second there she forgets that she's irritated. If she didn't know any better she'd think he does this adorable distraction thing on purpose!]

youre damn right >:) i'm going to have to get them back up to speed!

im sure it was! it's overwhelming when it's just the three of us. poor thing got left all alone with them, surprised he didn't get eaten alive... we should figure out how to make it up to him sometime soon. :(
getmeoutofthedraft: (Kris Kringle)

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[personal profile] getmeoutofthedraft 2022-12-11 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa giftee is ALTAIR, or "AquilasShadow" on the network.

Buy or make Altair a gift by December 26, or Santa will come down your chimney and box your ears.

If you need more information, contact me C/O Hawkeye Pierce at Crowe Clinic, and I'll delegate him to tell you to do your own research.

Hope you've got that new computer lined up!
missleadingquestions: (new109)

Dec 23ish or whenever Alfred'd like to open it

[personal profile] missleadingquestions 2022-12-21 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alfred's nattensfest secret santa gift is left beneath his tree without any suspicion, thanks to the efforts of a certain blonde delivery dog.

The gift itself is wrapped with care in furoshiki style using a broad satin cloth; pomegranate red with a golden swirl patterning. Tucked in the folds of the fabric on the outside of the gift are a nice pair of pens in red and black ink as well as a graphite holder— all clearly picked to match the fish-leather journal inside. The leather is dyed black, the blank, sketch-ready pages all saddlestitched and block-bound, with a strap held in place by a claw-shaped fastener shining with abalone nacre.

On the very last page of the journal a holiday greeting declares;

Happy Nattensfest, Alfred!
Hope your holiday is full of cheer!
From,

Your Secret Santa


underneath which is doodled a charming little illustration of a dolphin in a santa hat.]
summonthesuit: (A rare smile)

Nattensfest Time

[personal profile] summonthesuit 2022-12-24 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[A very small wrapped gift has arrived for Alfred at Castle von Krolock! Inside the sort of box that would usually hold a ring, an old brooch is settled safely on a tiny cushion. There's also a card included:]

Hi Alfred,

Happy Nattensfest! I saw this in a thrift shop a while back, and for some reason it reminded me of you. It's the aesthetic, I reckon.

I hope you'll throw more parties next year. They're a blast!

Cheers,
Steven
recuttal: (pic#16164166)

Nattensfest

[personal profile] recuttal 2023-01-01 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
[The small box is wrapped in dark blue wrapping paper, with Alfred's name on it. Inside is a small snowglobe, with little drifting snowflakes around a small, miniature castle scene. It's a bit smaller than modern snowglobes, and doesn't play music, but it is pretty to look at, isn't it?]
tequila_sunset: (stare)

<mr_sunset>

[personal profile] tequila_sunset 2023-04-05 03:07 am (UTC)(link)

alfred

tequila_sunset: (small creature)

<mr_sunset>

[personal profile] tequila_sunset 2023-04-05 03:14 am (UTC)(link)

were you out there

are youok



He had a transcendent experience but something like that would scare Alfred terribly. It would be like giving pyrho to a baby.
Edited 2023-04-05 03:16 (UTC)
tequila_sunset: (fingergun noises)

<mr_sunset>

[personal profile] tequila_sunset 2023-04-05 03:27 am (UTC)(link)

im ok i got in it but im super ok it hurt but its ok

tequila_sunset: (fingergun noises)

<mr_sunset>

[personal profile] tequila_sunset 2023-04-05 03:35 am (UTC)(link)

im unmelted!!

tequila_sunset: (fingergun noises)

<mr_sunset>

[personal profile] tequila_sunset 2023-04-05 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Why is Alfred still so worried?? Why aren’t the exclamation marks working?

think so! feels weird to be oneguy again

im squishy but i think its normal

please dont worry!! im able to hold my laptop andtype!!

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