[After getting Alfred's gift, Phil immediately feels a pang of guilt for not getting him anything in return. It shouldn't be a big deal. He barely knows the kid, he really shouldn't care, but regardless Phil finds himself scrounging for something Alfred could use.
That evening, Alfred will find a neatly wrapped outside of where he lives. Inside it is a couple of individually wrapped brownies and a note.]
Alfred,
Figured you would want these so you can chill out for once. It'll be like the joint I gave you but it won't give you those coughing fits.
HUGE FUCKING WARNING THOUGH: ONLY TAKE A SINGLE BITE FROM THESE THINGS. THEY TAKE OVER AN HOUR TO KICK IN SO DON'T FUCKING THINK THAT IT'S NOT WORKING AND TAKE THE WHOLE BROWNIE.
I guess you can call me if you have any questions but don't come crying to me if you have a freak out high from eating every single brownie in here.
Backdated to December 26th
That evening, Alfred will find a neatly wrapped outside of where he lives. Inside it is a couple of individually wrapped brownies and a note.]
Alfred,
Figured you would want these so you can chill out for once. It'll be like the joint I gave you but it won't give you those coughing fits.
HUGE FUCKING WARNING THOUGH: ONLY TAKE A SINGLE BITE FROM THESE THINGS. THEY TAKE OVER AN HOUR TO KICK IN SO DON'T FUCKING THINK THAT IT'S NOT WORKING AND TAKE THE WHOLE BROWNIE.
I guess you can call me if you have any questions but don't come crying to me if you have a freak out high from eating every single brownie in here.
Phil Connors