I don't know about that. I mean you're a complete dork who would panic if anyone showed a bit of ankle and yet showed up to a sexy calendar shoot.

[He chuckles lightly, patting Alfred on the back.]

But as people go, thinking men are hot is nothing to be upset about. And as backwards as this planet is, people don't really freak out about people being gay.

[Phil eyes the mantle as Alfred looks at it, curious.]

Something important over there for you?