Look, kid, you're young but you'll eventually learn that relationships are hell to deal with, you may eventually find yourself a nice girlfriend... or boyfriend, but sometimes they don't love you back or they're a vampire. That's life, you have to be able to take some hits if you want love.

[That second part however makes him think. Phil lets out a deep exhale and looks at the floor for a moment. God, he hated how much he related to this.]

... You're not the only one who feels lost.

[He squeezes Alfred's shoulder.]

You met my doppelganger, and I can tell you he acted just like that around me too. He was just so... so perfect. He barely even seemed like me anymore even though he insists that he used to be just like me. He was so fucking kind and patient and good at everything he did.

That man was so much better than me, and I'm not sure I could ever be like him.