[Phil listens, genuinely shocked that Alfred was saying this about him. He supposed he cared about this poor kid a little, considering that he came over and brought food for him. But to say that this kid likes him better, better than a man who saved him?

He didn't know what to think about that.

Eventually, he's brought back at Alfred's final comment, and Phil starts to laugh himself.]

Yeah, you're kind of embarrassing, but hey, you're in good company. I still sometimes forget that I have to wear pants in public.

[It's honestly a miracle he even showed up with pants here.]