[Phil bursts into laughing thinking about Alfred's shirt.]

Oh man I thought that was some weird shit people in your time actually worse! Glad you thought it was a stupid shirt too.

[His laugh dies down again as he pulls Alfred slightly closer to him. Ugh, this kid was too nice, too sweet to him. He doesn't know why Alfred would look at him and think he was the better one of the two.]

...You know what I think?

I think I like you better than that other you too. That guy was absolutely full of himself.