[After getting Alfred's gift, Phil immediately feels a pang of guilt for not getting him anything in return. It shouldn't be a big deal. He barely knows the kid, he really shouldn't care, but regardless Phil finds himself scrounging for something Alfred could use.
That evening, Alfred will find a neatly wrapped outside of where he lives. Inside it is a couple of individually wrapped brownies and a note.]
Alfred,
Figured you would want these so you can chill out for once. It'll be like the joint I gave you but it won't give you those coughing fits.
HUGE FUCKING WARNING THOUGH: ONLY TAKE A SINGLE BITE FROM THESE THINGS. THEY TAKE OVER AN HOUR TO KICK IN SO DON'T FUCKING THINK THAT IT'S NOT WORKING AND TAKE THE WHOLE BROWNIE.
I guess you can call me if you have any questions but don't come crying to me if you have a freak out high from eating every single brownie in here.
[Alfred is absolutely touched by the gesture - if a little bit nervous to actually try the edibles, given the note. He does, eventually - on a particularly bad night where he wakes up crying - take his first nibble off of one, and finds that it DOES help him wind back down, at least.
He does make a note to ask Phil at a later date about how you get the cannabis into the brownies, exactly. He is, after all, fond of baking, and perhaps he can return the favor.]
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That evening, Alfred will find a neatly wrapped outside of where he lives. Inside it is a couple of individually wrapped brownies and a note.]
Alfred,
Figured you would want these so you can chill out for once. It'll be like the joint I gave you but it won't give you those coughing fits.
HUGE FUCKING WARNING THOUGH: ONLY TAKE A SINGLE BITE FROM THESE THINGS. THEY TAKE OVER AN HOUR TO KICK IN SO DON'T FUCKING THINK THAT IT'S NOT WORKING AND TAKE THE WHOLE BROWNIE.
I guess you can call me if you have any questions but don't come crying to me if you have a freak out high from eating every single brownie in here.
Phil Connors
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He does make a note to ask Phil at a later date about how you get the cannabis into the brownies, exactly. He is, after all, fond of baking, and perhaps he can return the favor.]