"Oh," Alfred chuckles, nervously, not quite sure what the polite response to that would be. Herbert is calling himself spoiled, but is it rude to just...agree? Would it be more rude to try to counter the statement?

Eventually, he settles on none of those things.

"Well, if you...would ever like to learn, I can teach you. You know, just so you...you can feel like you know how?"

Great job Alfred, not an obvious statement at all.